my phone works when i'm at home if i stand on the lower deck that comes off the sun room. john said he loves me wooot (: <3 he's cool, my new best friend.... lmao it was funny because i almost got him to jack off on the phone hahahaha i made up the best fairy tale. i'll make a different post on it though! lmao. my dreams were confusing last night. patrick was in them, and then julia... it's weird... and then a whole bunch of random shit that i don't even remember. it's my second night in a row that i've woken up at 5:15 in the AM... does that mean something? we were supposed to go shopping today, but of course...kristina ruined it by having one of her juvenille temper-tantrums. we came up with some fabulous nicknames though:
titty-tanya
vaginal-vica
and the best one
queef-kristina
^^^ totally hysterical!!!!
you did NOT "almost" get me to jack off, what makes you so sure i would do it?
ReplyDeletelol i so almost did... you kept hesitating before saying no lmao it was funny, if you did though, i probably would've hung up and you DID say you had your hands down there haha
ReplyDeletei dont remember hesitating but if i was it was only cus in my head i was thinking "wtf?!?" and you were like "oh i wouldve joined in if you did" lol
ReplyDeleteyou totally hesitated! you know you wanted to john d:
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