Saturday, July 31, 2010

I'll blog everything when my phone is fully charged

Friday, July 30, 2010

Having a blast haha (: i love dancing haha and the attention BAHAAHA!
Haha it's fun all these people checking me out? Omj! Awesomeness!

for you....



drew this on "paint" for all you lovers out there!!! (; <3 <3 <3 thanks for reading me! much love <3
Julia can't go. Trying to get alastair/shane/aaron/robert to go(: went shopping. It was awesome. I'm in love again(:
Ron a roll tonight...With julez?
Creepy night last night... I'll make a post on it later.... Made a bracelet that says "LOL" with a smiley face. it's epic!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Oh damn julia i fucking LOVE you we NEED to have a sleepover!!! especially when i get backk!
Haha i'm weird right??? Yea so just chilling at julez!
Sorry for the holdup! -t
Julia's tonight!

new bathing suit!



full view...kind of a bad pic bc of the flash




and this is the top (:

(john, you were my inspiration in buying this, you said i'd look better in a uniform) (;

conversation with my lust(:

tanya: (my fairy-tale porn story)

chase: sounds amazing.

tanya: oh thanks! i came up with it myself!!(:

chase: you should write sex novels haha..that story was hot.. a novel would need alot more detail though.. but still amazing story got me rock solid (;

tanya: haha ikr i'm going to write anotha one tehee. was it really that good?

chase: it was..if people werent around i would be jacking off to it

tanya: high praise indeed (: where are you?

chase: family vacation..i come home late tomorrow..i finally got a new phone to so i can get pix and vids again and its such a sick phone lol i'm amped

tanya: haha nice man. family vacation? cute haha what phone?

chase: the reality

tanya: ooh special d: do you like the random texts i send you??

chase: i definately do.. naughty pix would be amazing as well (; but you dont have to lol just saying

tanya: well i don't have pic messaging but i know how to send em (;

chase: haha you're the best

tanya: oh thanks haha(:

^^^there was more to this conversation but i lost my signal sooo yea.... haha <<333

you can't deny this isn't true...
i'm in love with him!he would marry me when i'm thinking18...sucks that there's a 5year age gap....No sex for me.He's the only guy that was legit uh-mazing! -t
Do they have the neon trees albulm anywhere???!?
Just spent $200 shopping. Wooot!
Going shopping with my mom. My phone has 2 bars wtb?? Oh what the buck is my new catchphrase haha
Turns out, i'm absolutely perfect.It wasn't bad even"feel"part wasn't.I'm only 5'1"&107lbs.She said bc i started my period in 6th grade,i will stay tht way.
I did all my makeup in the car and it looks FAB-U-LOUS!
Ughhh i hate physicals...You know at the doctor's office...Yea ughhh soo violated!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Wow my mom says julia can't sleep over and she doesn't even have a legit excuse as to why not
Going shopping wooot inviting julez over, mom said yes as long as she has a ride

CALCULATRICE!!! < that's french for 'calculator'



^^^THIS IS SO UH-MAZING!!! we use these calcs in school so it's even funnier!! zoom in to read if you have 'poor' eyesight (;

fairy tale, by tatyana olegovna

so this guy asked me for a story, this is what i sent him:

ONCE UPON A TIME!!!


there was a peasant. and she wished she could go to the ball. turns out, she had a fairy god-mother. the fairy god-mother granted her wish and gave her some advice. the paesant and the prince fell in love at the ball. she is now a princess. the prince knocks her up....HARD....they fuck all night, the whole village can hear them, you know? she moans: "oh prince get it in! i can barely feel it!! i thought you were a man. what's wrong with you!? harder!!!" so he's just ramming his dick into her, all the way in, his balls are slapping against her pussy with every mighty thrust, he shoves the whole damn thing in her tight little pussy. she screams and of course there's a flood, i mean, he just DEVIRGINIZED the girl (this is their honey-moon and she had a promise ring) she cums all over him and the bed. he starts to lick her up and taste it. he thinks it's fabulous!! she blows him (basically "69") yeas so ig she ends up having a kid...lmao


THE END!!!
my phone works when i'm at home if i stand on the lower deck that comes off the sun room. john said he loves me wooot (: <3 he's cool, my new best friend.... lmao it was funny because i almost got him to jack off on the phone hahahaha i made up the best fairy tale. i'll make a different post on it though! lmao. my dreams were confusing last night. patrick was in them, and then julia... it's weird... and then a whole bunch of random shit that i don't even remember. it's my second night in a row that i've woken up at 5:15 in the AM... does that mean something? we were supposed to go shopping today, but of course...kristina ruined it by having one of her juvenille temper-tantrums. we came up with some fabulous nicknames though:

titty-tanya
vaginal-vica
and the best one
queef-kristina

^^^ totally hysterical!!!!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

dinnner convo (:

setting: dinner table in the porch

characters: cornelius, patricia, tatyana, veronika, kristina, and guest star: justin

so kristina, patricia, and cornelius start talking in stupid french accents.
tatyana stands up and says "well, i'm going to excuse myself from this abomination"
(justin, kristina, and veronika start giggling as tatyana starts to walk away)
cornelius says "that's rude to say about this nice dinner"
in response, tatyana says "i actually was talking about the stupid accents...so..." and she runs up the stairs as kristina, justin, and veronika burst into hysterical laughter


yes: i'm a natural comedian (:

john i love you

fb pro pic

i think the therapist told my mom that i've been raped. i can just tell. mom hasn't said anything about it yet but she keeps giving me these "sad/concerned" ish looks so i guess she must know.... i'm fucked. i'm never going to be able to see/talk/text anyone because my parents probably think i'm a slutbag or something (i'm so not) they probably think i lie about everything and that i just go out to fuck someone.... they probably think i schedule that shit with my cell phone. o crap i might not be allowed on the computer... WTF!!!! ughhh i hate my life...

extreme ad!


omifuckinggoodness! look at this add!!! it's hysterical! if you can't see it just press "ctrl" and "+" at the same time to zoom in. i hate lasagna so this was sooo funny! trust me, you're gonna laugh!!!
My phone only decides to work when i'm not at home. Bs. Headed to therapy. I'm so not talking about what happened yesterday...

Monday, July 26, 2010

i've got puddles in my eyes....

who's hotter

15 Which Celebrity Is Hotter Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com




Robert Pattinson or George Clooney - george clooney (he doesn\'t look like a hobo)

Brad Pitt or Kellan Lutz - considering kellan lutz isn\'t even ON the hot list, brad pitt by far

Chace Crawford or Ashton Kutcher - ooo here\'s a hard one, i used to think ashton was ugly but lately he\'s gotten sexy. but chace crawford, only by a little bit though

Taylor Lautner or Zac Efron - crap....zac efron, better body

Jackson Rathbone or Boo Boo Stewart - jackson rathbone *orgasm*

Drake Bell or Corbin Bleu - drake bell for obv reasons

Nick Jonas or Justin Bieber - justin bieber, nick jonas looks like a rat

Joe Jonas or Ian Somerhalder - who? joe jonas

Ryan Sheckler or Jesse McCartney - ryan sheckler

Orlando Bloom or Patrick Dempsey - patrick dempsey!!!!

Johnny Depp or Tom Brady - definately johnny depp *sigh*

Nick Lachey or David Beckham - david beckham but i hate soccer (he\'s the soccer dude right?)

James Franco or Pete Wentz - pete wentz (:

Cody Linley or Josh Hutcherson - josh hutcherson!

Daniel Radcliff or Leonardio DeCapri - ewww daniel radcliff is soooo beyond ugly, i\'m going with leo



Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

http://www.quizopolis.com/survey/7034/15-Which-Celebrity-Is-Hotter-Questions-Survey/
my dad's trying to threaten me by saying i could've been arrested today and taken away.... i'm just sitting there all calm, i think it scared him how he couldn't phase me

you missed these d:

15 Bedtime Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com




What time do you go to bed? - usually 10:30 or 11 pm

What do you sleep under? - a comforter, all year long

What do you wear? - a cami and usually sweats or boxers, sometimes a tshirt

Are you male or female? - female(:

How often do you have sleepovers? - mmm idk

What do you sleep on? - the bed or floor

Do you have a gf/bf? - nope

What do you dream about? - a lot of things

How sick minded are you? - i\'m pretty sick

What do you do Friday nights and weekends? - ronaroll/mall

Do you own any stuffed animals? - yes

What is under your bed? - nothing actually, maybe a pair of scissors

What time do you sleep in until? - usually 8

Do you sleep with the door open? - yes

Do you sleep with the light on? - yes...



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john probably thinks i'm stupid. chad had no idea what happened. vica is definately my favorite person on the planet. john's voice is seriously orgasmic (he's going to get a kick out of that)

what a terrible day

orthodontist: put a "button" on the back of my favorite tooth (don't even judge)

blood test: i passed out because they stuck me in 2 places and it was a lot of blood

car ride home: kristina bitching because she wanted to go out to get pizza and making fun of me. so i grabbed her hair and she starts screaming saying i'm a bitch. i'm not mean to her EVER. i get so tired of her. all she does is call me: fat, ugly, stupid, and all this other degrading crap. that stuff gets to me. she says stuff to people like " how can you like a girl with so much cellulite on her legs" "wow her face is covered in acne" "wow i can't believe she didn't get that joke"

(i've got a secret: kristina got her first kiss friday night. it was with a 10 year old that she asked to kiss, he didin't even like her) <<<< how's that you bitch, i'm putting this stuff on the internet

she's probably bitching on me all over facebook right now

oh hey!!!

oh....hey???

ashk meh stushff (::

They figured out what's wrong with my phone: water damage
Pictures of you, pictures of me. <3 this song. That guy over in the corner of the VZ place is sooo hot!

for john the smart-ass

hey john! i love you man but yea sleeping beauty is definately different than snow white (: aurara (or howevs you spell her name) is way more "me" than snow white haha google images= the shit(:
Orthodontist.....Blood test....Verizon

Sunday, July 25, 2010

I feel really bad about making sassy get in trouble. I told her to rub his leg (only once though) she kept doing it so lyle had to tell her to stop&she hates me
I just jumped 12 feet off a cliff of rocks onto a landing of rocks and almost missed.
I ginormous frog just jumped on my leg out of the net (we are at one of bigbird's ponds frog hunting)

pix

i'm going to try to put a picture up every day to entertain you. here's one i found that reminded me of the skit i had to do where ross (omj ik ross!!!!) "kissed" me while i was sleeping beauty ( ik this is snow white so chill)

frustration....happiness

my cell phone won't work!!! it keeps saying "searching system" this started like 3 days ago. i know it's supposed to have service. the rest of my family has like 4 bars. it doesn't work inside my house and there is only 1 bar when i'm not at home. it won't recieve texts and i can't make slash send calls or even texts. it's really starting to piss me off.

on a brighter note: i'm going to go to bigbird's today. yes the guy from sesame street. my dad painted his house once. every year bigbird has a huge party to bring the people (and their families) over in thanks for fixing his house. it's fun. my friend addison (sexy beast) is going to be there so yea coolness.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

i love you more than anyone else does(:

awww (: i feel happy about that!!!

ashk meh stushff (::

you are the only exeption

tUHbitha
My phone isn't working ):
A car just caught on fire right in front of me! Pray
Memories make me cry, if they're good or bad
No parents/sisters/everyone else: i don't want to go swimming becausseee i just took a fucking shower and lakes make you dirty so shut the hell up
Been home alone since like six and it's almost 10

Friday, July 23, 2010

I don't get how 143 means ILY
The JC overnight was cool. i'm sooo going to miss camp! today was my last day ever. i like josh

I LOVE YOUU :))

omj i love you too!!!!

ashk meh stushff (::

have you ever made your self puke?

nooooo that shit's nasttyyyy

ashk meh stushff (::

It's my dad's 61st bday today

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Just got my phone back but i don't really feel like talking

Sunday, July 18, 2010

*spreads legs out wide* "she wants me" "oh we'll be home soon *sighs*"
I wish i could flick people off with my toes
Dad: "you're 15" Me: "yea, well, you're 80"
Guy in car, stopped right next to vica and i bc we are walking the streets (with kris) in bikinis haha
Already gone/ kelly clarkson that was the song when we ended, singing it at the top of my lungs, thinking of you.
I think it's funny when my parents yell at eachother(: i'm so morbid haha
Beautiful monster/usher
Kris is a bitch,she would buy something that i was going to buy, she made fun of me for it too.I want her dead.my parents don't care.If i did that,i'd get hit.
The man that can't be moved/script they honestly are great, and the messages in their songs are really good, too <3
I feel extremely unpopular when i don't find texts in the morning

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Ughhh i hate when my bra smells like that
Such a great night! Michael burke=hottie! Derek=soo adorable. I hope lauren liked her presents haha totally need to have lauren, derek, and mike over sometime(:
Tehee derek's been staring at me staring at mike and lauren/audrey/ariel are all talking about softball while none of us know what to do tehee
On the swings with derek, it's intamately quiet. Omj and mike got so much hotter
Lauren's beautiful brother was just butt-naked in front of me
Why do you keep looking back at me mom, you're weirding me out right now
I think nick mckibbin and josh veilleux are in front of my house right now....O god

i need my hair to be this color again


which one? natural, or black?

beautiful me(: haha i'm so egotistical today(:


my new shorts, new shirt, and on my leg is a heart if you were wondering haha(:
Lauren! You better love your presents you spoiled bitch haha jk i love you! You deserve to have a great day(:
At the mall two really sexy guys just checked me out, ego boost much!?
Straightened my hair to perfection, my makeup is perfect, my outfit is adorable and i'm barely wearing anything. My legs are sexy, and the necklace is gr8.Yay(:
I found a prize in the box! What a sur-prize! Haha that was a pun(:
I said sorry to him because i'm a good person

Friday, July 16, 2010

Oh and to add to the fucked-up-ness, fuji now has a fucking girlfriend. Good going dunce. I hope she's even more gorgeous than you said i was.
Dan just needs to back the fuck up, he wouldn't want me as an enemy, i'm a real bitch, he would absolutely hate me.
So beyond pissed and confused mostly angry though,i shouldn't be having this arguement.Eric doesn't have a cell,i remember in hawks he called me and i was happy
NEWSFLASH DAN: MY BLOG DOESN'T LIE
He's not the only one. I've got lots, i'm lucky. Mmm maybe a new fuck-buddy? Sounds good..No that wouldn't be right.I get weird when it comes to dicks.Don't ask
Andrew kissed and hugged me! Ahhhh! That's me sighing/orgasming lmao gawd i lust him omj he got in a car accident right after we saw him in his car though! ):
Ugh dad=fag alastair=sexy andrew=uh-mazing dan=awkward john=light sassy=funny dylan=miss kristina=gone vica=worried yep my emotions
Andrew said i look sexy and gorgeous omj loveeee! No actually more like orgasm and billy doesn't hate me anymore! Wooot dan does though...Eh...
Ron a roll tonight w/ danjuan mmmmm he says PDA but? idk he looked around today at camp when i asked for a kiss. idk if he's up to it. it's weird, he's weird.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I like eric a lot. The thing is, i wouldn't skip a heartbeat to say yes to him if he asked. I don't think he likes me back but i know he likes having me around.
Why is he falling back into depression, he won't tell me and he's my good friend ):
Watching 2012 it's really long.
Just gonna stand there and watch me cry, well that's alright because i love the way you lie, i love the way you lie

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

friday....hopefully

thoughts and shit

i had to go to therapy yesterday for my depression, my mom was in the room and i told the therapist how i truely felt about everything that's been going on in my life and how i dislike my parents. my mother was crying, i felt a little guilty but at least she knows the truth. i'm going next tuesday. my sisters think i'm going to the doctor's to check up on my turberculosis.

camp is exhuasting but fun(: i have fun. i'm glad eric and i are friends again. the only thing about him is that he looks exactly like my ex that broke me and brought me into this stupid depression. i think eric likes me back. i've liked him since i was in hawks, him and i have no trouble talking and stuff and nothing is awkward between the two of us.

dan: although he probably will read and find this, i'm going to be honest. i don't want to be his girlfriend, i thought i did but everything is awkward with him and he hates PDA and it gets annoying. i have to ask him for the hugs ( i love his hugs ) or he'll just walk away. he kind of weirds me out, but i'm glad he is able to make me smile so easily, i forget that i'm sad when i'm around him until he brings it up. i want to stay married with him but whenever him and i try to go out, he ruins it....he says it won't work and breaks up with me, that's why i'm so cautious around him. if he does ask me out i might say yes...but i'm not quite sure what i'll do in the position of being dan's gf. it won't last, him and i haven't even made it to a two week relationship so it won't be so hard...i'm being honest, not a bitch.

NEON TREES<3

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

something i found off some guys profile that was sticking up for me, i can relate to his feeling here

this song i wrote when i was 13 is for my hommie who passed away, i kinda had to stop writing it cause it made meto deppressed, here it is how the fuck could you stay here. thinking i was there for her when i was here for you.now im looking out this window wishing hopeing that youll see it come true. i grabbed a razor blade stuck in watched all this blood running from my veins, my life, my heart. now its all over the floor. i just cant stay here with this scar for the reminder of you thinking and playing me. i gotta go now cause all i wanna do is die. stop my breathing this heart beats raceing i say fuck this life and fuck you. but i really want you to see that i loved you. my friend was here for me. thats why im gonna pick up this gun, pull the trigger. i want this all to end i cant make it happen myself. my friend walked into my room saw my body laying ther not moving saw the gun burst into tears, now he cant breathe, he cant believe i cant believe all this has happened this doesnt make since, just like this song which the writer cant finish because its to hard, hes probably bursting into tears wishung and praying this will get better.... it aint good but thats what happened when i saw him his life was takeing away cause he couldnt handle it. heres another song if you're interested-listen to this voice trail off as you listen to this song.you keep playing your smile over and over again.im to dark to see, what was happening around me.i shoulda stopped to listen but i couldnt. so look where i got us. making us say heres to the past the uncommon change, the ode to faithfullness.screaming,heres to the pain of all i brought along to the both of us.see all the pictures of us being happy?i did just burn them in flame.im sick of you not careing and hiding behind clouds waiting for my death day to be here.can you see the blood running down my face for all the blood i have spelt for you?are you listening to me? im starting to sayheres to the past the uncommon change, the ode to faithfullness.screaming,heres to the pain of all i brought along to the both of us. can you see all the bull shit you have brought to my life? i cant stand here and take it.all this bloods running and i cant stop but watching it fall off.so heres to the past the uncommon change, the ode to faithfullness.screaming,heres to the pain of all i brought along to the both of us. we cant stay here anymore we have to move forget about everything and fuck the world. so scream to the hevens heres to our future for the best of our changes getting better....it sucks ass

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Kristina does this annoying thing where she fake-laughs and it is sooo annoying
Just hung out with lauren!
Totally
Amazing
To
You
And
Not
Asses

(:
I'm visualizing how i'd kill her
KRISTINA SHUT UP! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!
Kristina is such a fucking bitch, she bought a jumper and uhm she made fun of me a week ago for wanting to buy one and bought two pairs of ugly ass heels

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Getting freaked out...
I alway end up regretting what should be great but in reality it's eating me up inside until i can take it no longer&&just give up
Ohhh dann i love youuu
Talking to some guy from school on fb and he thinks i'm hot and i'm pretty sure i gave him a boner hahaha

veeka



neon trees singing justin bieber way better than justin even sings it lmao

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1126070790?bctid=90022720001
I keep direct eye-contact with him and everytime he looks over, he looks down haha it's sooo funny
He looks sooo nervous around me, it's tres flattering
Omj kelton krause is here, he's the one who scared the shit outta meh yesterday. He's 17 and kinda nerdy but funny lol (: i
Shit watching his music video and watching him sing is giving me an orgasm
Have a crush on the lead singer of neon trees (:
My hair is wet, i have no makeup on, and i just stepped out of the shower. I feel beautiful
Can kristinA go? ....t

100 Questions About You

100 Questions About You Survey from Quizopolis.com




Name? - tatyana olegovna

Age? - 15

Whats your favorite Kind of pie? - my apple pie

Whats your favorite band/singer? - too many to name

Favorite fruit? - pomegranite

Favorite sport? - rollerblading

Favorite color? - gray

Favorite accesories? - rings

Favorite way to do your hair? - straightened

Favorite hair style for guys? - long like emo like

Curly hair or straight hair? - straight

Would you ever get tinted windows so you could pick your nose without people seeing you? - no? wtf

Do you thing shampoo bottles should have directions? - no it\'s common sense

Skinny jeans or flare jeans - skinny

Do you have braces - yes

What kind of computer do you have? - dell

When did you get it? - 3 years ago

Are you single or taken - single

Do you like going to the zoo - sometimes

Can you drive? If so what Kind of car do you have - nope and nope

What do you spend most of your money - clothes

So tell the truth Do you like school? even just a little - yea i do

Do you read? - a lot

Are you twilight obsessed - not obsessed

Do you think its annoying when people say that the quiz is over at the end of quizzes? - kind of

Myspace or facebook? - facebook

Do you know what the real meaning of random is? - yea

Would you swim the ocean for Kelsey? - who?

Are you sad about Michael Jackson's death? - nope

Have you ever been to a concert? - yes

Why do people take surveys? - bc they\'re fun d:

Are you a myspace whore? - nope

Do you go on youtube? - can\'t, blocked

Do you know the meaning of Christmas? - yes

Do you Watch Charlie Brown - used to

Can you apply Mascara with your mouth closed? - yea

If you look behind you whats there? - my sister and her friend sleeping

Do you brush your teeth daily? - 2 or 3 times actually

Do you have any cavities? - nope but kristina does!!!!

Have you ever broken a bone? if so how many? - nope

Ever needed stitches? - nope

Do you still watch spongebob? - yea duh!

What time do you usually go to bed? - 11 something

Whats your wallpaper on your phone? - the lake on the fourth of july

Do you text people often? - yea constantly

Do you have unlimited texting? - yes for obvious reasons

Are you a runner? - i like to run

Do you like mysterious guys? Or open guys? - open but kind of mysterious, it\'s sexy

Would you ever get a tattoo? - yes!!!

How about snake bites? - omj yess!!!!

Whats the song that describes your life most? - i\'m not afraid/eminem

Have you ever been heartbroken? - yes...

Whats your favorite color of shoe? - anything flattering

Do you think advertisments are annoying? - nope

Do you ever really pay attention to comercials? - yes (:

What color underwear are you wearing right now? If your even wearing some - i\'m not wearing any haha, seriously i\'m not

Would you kiss some if you were going out with someone else? - mmmm

What do you wish to accomplish before you die? - see my birth parents

Are you afraid of death? - no

What kind of camera do you have - sanyo

Are you having a good year? - uhm kind of

Whats the highest number you've ever counted to? - er i don\'t know???

How old where you when you learned how to spell your last name? - 3

Do you forget things easily? - yes !!!! but also remember a lot

Have you bought any new music lately? - nope

Does going to school make you nervous? - yea...

Are you made fun of a lot? - behind my back

Are you overly truthful? - yes i\'m kind of a bitch

Do you feel bad when you hurt peoples feelings (that aren't your friends) - yes it\'s so funny

Do you know what 69 means? - yes it\'s so funny

Have you ever heard of pon and zi? - yea but idk what it is

How about happy tree friends? - yes that shit is hysterical!!!

Do you get angry easily? - yea haha

Do you like the heat? - nooooo

Do you wear glasses/contacts? - contacts

Would you ever be seen in limited too? - haha no

Can you do the math 12 x 7 in your head? - no...

Is your hand cramping while taking this survey? - not really

Do you have a limited time to get ready in the morning? - yea haha

Do you have a celebrity crush? - not really

Do you think having celebrity crushes is weird? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Have you ever met a celebrity? - yep

Would you ever die your hair neon green with pink polka dots? - uhm no

Does your school have a dress code? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Are you allowed to listen to your ipod in school? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Do you even have an ipod? - not really

Are you afraid of falling in love? - not really

Have you been in love multiple times? - not really

Do you think you've found - ????

Do you like harry potter? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Do You still believe in santa? - not really

Can you count to 100 - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Do you like using caps lock? - it\'s cool sometimes

Is taking surveys fun for you? - yea haha

Do you have big hands? - not really

Do you like guys with big feet? - not really

Do you like fred from youtube? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

Do you think its crazy that he has shirts at hot topic? - not really

Do you like to do projects? - not really

So what are you going to do after this? - take a shower



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new fave song (: animal by neon trees

here we go again


i kinda wanna be more then friends

So take it easy on me

I'm afraid you're never satisfied



Here we go again,

We're sick like animals we play pretend

You're just a cannibal and I'm afraid I won't get out alive

No I won't sleep tonight



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for

Take a bite of my heart tonight



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for, what are you waiting for

Take a bite of my heart tonight



Here we are again,

I feel the chemicals kicking in

Its getting heavy and I want run and hide, I want to run and hide



I do it every time

You're killing me now,

And I won't be denied by you,

The animal inside of you



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for

Take a bite of my heart tonight



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for, what are you waiting for

Take a bite of my heart tonight



Hush hush the world is quiet

Hush hush we both can't fight it

Its us that made this mess

Why can't you understand



Oh I won't sleep tonight, I won�t sleep tonight



Here we go again (here we go again)



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for

Take a bite of my heart tonight



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for, what are you waiting for, what are you waiting



Here we go again, oh oh here we go again, oh oh here we go again,

Say goodbye to my heart tonight



Oh oh I want some more

Oh oh what are you waiting for

What are you wait for

Say goodbye to my heart tonight

100 GIRLY QUESTIONS

100 Girly Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com




Do you wear: alot of makeup, some makeup, no makeup - some makeup

Whats your favorite makeup? - mascara

Could you go out in public without make up? - i have before

Do you do your nails oftenly? - yes i don\'t usually leave them naked

What color are your fingernails? - an almost black color

How about your toe nails? - the same

Heels or flats? - flats

Eyeliner or mascara? - mascara

Lip gloss or lipstick? - lipstick

Eyelash curler or tweezers? - eyelash curler, i don\'t need tweezers, my eyebrows are perfect

Vans or converse? - converse ftw

Nike or adidas? - i don\'t wear sports shoes

Myspace or facebook? - facebookkkkk

Pink or red? - pink

Black or white? - black

Rock or pop? - pop

What color are your socks? - not wearing any

What color is your bra? - it\'s plaid with lace

Are you wearing skinny jeans? - nope, vspink sweats

You think you set or follow trends? - i def set \'em

Have you ever done something just to fit in? - no

Do you go to the mall oftenly? - yes(:

Do you have many friends? - i\'m tres popular

Do you dislike any of your friends? - oh yea

Whats your BESTEST friend's ever name? - lauren erica bis

Have you ever had a down moment with that person? - yes!

Most memorable moment with that person? - when i fell at her feet

Who was your most recent missed call from? - sassy, from camp

Who was the last person you called? - veronika helen buckley

What does your 5th message in your inbox say? - lmfao(atm) please

Who was it from? - ryan fujimoto

Single or taken? - i\'m single

If so, by who? - well, i\'m married to daniel juan martinez

What color are your eyes? - dark brown but they change a lot

Whats your favorite color? - gray

What song are you listening to right now - not listening to one

Do you like to dance? - i love to dance

Do you like to sing? - i love singing

Do you believe in - ?????

Do you believe in love at first sight? - yes, i\'ve experienced it first-hand

How about true love - not really

Do you believe in bros before hoes? - yes but i\'m a girl so it\'s sisters before misters

Are you a whore? - some of the time

Are most of your friends guys or girls? - it\'s an even mixture of the two

Favorite candy? - sour patch kids

Favorite ice cream flavor? - chocolate caramel crunch by shady glen

Ever cried yourself to sleep? - yes...

Ever slept on your computer? - not really

Longest you've used your computer? - like 5 hours

Whose your #1 top? - top what?

Why? - i don\'t understand!

Favorite smiley? - x:

Are you addicted to something? - yep

Do you consider yourself a myspace freak? - nope don\'t even have one

Do you edit your profile oftenly? - yes i do lmao

Rock or pop? - pop

Have you ever been in a fist fight? - yes a lot

Do you want to? - ???

Have you ever thought about having sex? - uhm i\'ve had it

Have you ever babysat, if so, who? - not really

Have you ever waited soo long for something you wanted to hapen so bad - yes i do

Are you content with your life? - not really

Who is your role model? - don\'t have one

Whats your best feature? - my eyes

Your worst feature? - not saying

Are you racist? - lol sometimes

Are you a sexist? - not at all i joke but no

Do you discriminate? - no

Are you ashamed of talking to someone or being seen taking to someone who isnt as popular as you? - no i\'ve had a few really unpopular boyfriends, it doesn\'t faze me

Do you talk shit? - yess!

Have you ever talked shit? - yes it\'s so funny

Do you care about what other people think about you? - yea to some extent

Have you ever not been yourself to impress someone - no i\'m not a fake

Have you ever done yourself VERY pretty with so much makeup and a whole different outfit to make a guy like you? - no

Have you ever betrayed someone? - i don\'t think so

Water or soda? - water

Coke or pepsi? - coke

Look behind you, whats behind you? - my sister and her friend

Have you ever been rejected or dumped? - yes

Have you ever thought about how school would be like if someone didnt go there? - yes lol

Do you hate anyone? - yea a few people

Do you love anyone? - yea

Have you ever gotten drunk? - mhm...

Would you pass a drug test? - yes

Whats your locker number? - 1724

Do you have good hygine? - great

Have you ever danced infront of the mirror? - yea haha

Ever checked out someone from the same sex? - yea

Ever bit your toenail? - no gross

Ever slept outside your house? - yes x:

Been to a sleepover? - duhhh i\'m 15

Peed in your pants WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD, TODDLER? - yea

What's your wallpaper? - my friends and me (on the computer)

11th person on your contact list? - Annie Laurie Graham

Laptop or desktop? - desktop

Ever asked for money? - yea duh

Did you enjoy this survey? - it was chill



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100 FAVORITE THINGS!

100 Favorite Things Survey from Quizopolis.com




Food? - chinese dumplings with orange sauce

Restaurant? - friendly\'s

Non-alcoholic beverage? - cherry coke

Alcoholic beverage? - pina colada

Song? - here(in your arms) hellogoodbye

Band? - i have too many

Concert that you've been to? - carrie underwood

Season? - summer

Holiday? - valentine\'s day

Day of the week? - saturday

Time of day? - 7:00p

Color? - gray

President? - who gives a shit

Sport? - dancing

Hobby? - writing

Animal? - giraffe

Number? - 69

Board game? - life

Computer game? - solitaire haha

Drinking game? - uhm none

Book? - too many to name

Poem? - i like a lot

Musical? - high school musical (:

Tv show? - degrassi

Ice cream flavor? - chocolate caramel crunch by shady glen

Genre of music? - pop or hip-hop

Female singer? - too many to say

Male singer? - above answer^^^^

Instrument? - drums

Future career? - cosmetologist or photographic retoucher

Pastime? - shopping

Animal? - you asked this already

Pet? - hamster

Language? - french

Historic monument? - don\'t care

Country you've been to? - ireland

State you've visited? - california

Vacation spot? - ireland

Amusement park? - six flags

Actor? - james marsden

Actress? - amanda seyfried

Comedian? - dane cook

Joke? - why do they make glow in the dark condoms? (why) so gay guys can play starwarz!!!! <3<3<3

Magazine? - seventeen

Store? - wetseal/hottopic/vspink

Designer? - guess

Jeans brand? - abercrombie

Perfume/cologne? - sexy little things noir (vs)

Jewelry that you own? - friendship bracelets

Pair of shoes? - slippers(:

Teacher in elementary school? - mrs.gag haha

Subject in school? - art

College? - don\'t have one

Fast food restaurant? - burger king

Junk food? - hot fries

Cookie? - a good one

Web site? - my blog

Search engine? - google

Instant messenger? - aim

Cell phone company? - verizon

Baby boy name? - cade

Baby girl name? - odette

Book when you were a child? - pat the bunny

Movie when you were a child? - lilo and stitch

Activity as a child? - board games

Candy? - sour patch kids

Hairstyle? - straightened

Brand of shampoo? - herbal escences

Flower? - narcissus

Tree? - that droopy one

Outdoor activity? - walking

Planet? - earth duh

Constellation? - orion\'s belt

Zodiac sign? - capricorn derr

Place to have a date? - my house or the movies

Best date? - at the place with the cornfield with him and his family

Sex position? - wow....

Friend? - lauren erica bis

Place to hang out? - the mall

Way to pass time when bored? - computer

Job that you've had? - JC

Family member? - veronika helen buckley

Gift you got from someone? - a rollerskate necklance

Inspirational quote? - give me my sin again

Song lyrics? - i have too many

Song title? - above^^^

Music video? - toxic by britney spears

Word? - splendid

Drink at starbucks? - i do dd

Prank? - uhm....

Vehicle? - golf cart

Vehicle color? - yellow

Pen color? - blue

Artist? - don\'t have one

Photographer? - don\'t have one

Gum? - stride

Hat that you own? - the one lauren made me

Place that you've lived? - ireland

Photo of yourself? - the one that\'s myyearbook profile pic

Quiz? (hint: this one!) - this isn\'t a quiz...



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Wooooowww mom all your doing is putting my school books in the box, no need to have an asthma attack over THAT pathetic bitch much?

really beautiful, found it on tumblr (:

In the nape of your neck my lips come home to your skin


I embed my feelings into your hands where I fall deeper and deeper

into this pool of infatuation that has taken over my mind

It’s seldom for me to feel this way

I have knots in my back from all the laying down we do in your bed

but it’s beautiful, to just lay motionless with you in my arms

My seatbelt hands will keep you safe from harm

Don’t fret about me leaving cause I can’t do it

Sue me for being this emotionally, mentally, and physically invested in you

I’ve come to happy you

To see that glow out shine the sun and reflect back at me as I catapult in this bliss

In your bliss, in our bliss

The world stopped spinning for me a long time ago

but my head won’t stop in the carousel motion you put it in months ago

Driving miles to your presence, I’d sail seas for it too

Don’t go, don’t leave

I’m here to stay

~Bella
I've been home alone for the fucking majority of the day
Omj! These munchkinz have sprinkles!!!

russian

russian:

Эй, меня зовут Татьяна Олеговна. я тебя люблю

it says:

hey, my name is Tatyana Olegovna. i love you
I hope kristina gets raped, she's wearing a shirt that shows her tiny bra and jjust walking around with shorts that look more like underwear than anything else.

Friday, July 9, 2010

I'd seriously hate being an only child, it's so quiet, it's freaking me out. I like when i hear my sisters and family, guess that's not the case tonight...
I'm in love with this song (hellogoodbye/here in your arms) <3

love is (according to tatyana olegovna)

love is:
  • when you feel safe with the person you're with
  • when you feel like one with them, not like their accessory
  • when you kiss them and feel sparks
  • when you're not embarrased to be with them
  • when you feel great whenever you hear from them
  • when you want to see them all the time
  • when you feel warm and wanted when they embrace you
  • when you cry, but only happy tears
  • when they talk to you all night on the phone and listen to what you say
  • when you look in their eyes and say "i love you" and they don't flip out
  • when you're with them in public, and you're proud of being with them
  • when they don't pressure you, and you don't pressure them
  • when you tell them something important, and they know it means something to you
  • when they sing you a song that has a good meaning
  • when they write for you
  • they think of you every moment
  • they don't annoy you the way others usually do
  • when you see them, and your face lights up
  • when every date feels like the first
  • when you want to be near them at all times
  • when your dreams are filled with thoughts of them
  • when they say i love you back
  • when they're sad when you're not around
thoughts on love:

everything i think about/ everything i see and touch/ a memory is triggered and brings me to thoughts of you/ i love you with all my heart/ you'll be with my heart forever/ you fill the emptiness that my days have had when i didn't have you around/ i trust you, that's why i'm honest/ i kiss you and feel more than just your lips pressed to mine/ i never want to go without your touch/ i want you around for my life/ i want to smell you in my clothes like you have worn them, too/ i want you to have a permanent corner in my bedroom/ i want my parents to love you so you can stick around/ i want to be able to bring you in public and be happy i'm with you/ i don't want to be embarrassed/ be mature/ act like you want me back / if i leave you, i want you to cry harder than i would/ you would give me things i didn't even think i needed/ you would help me every way possible

love is:

 confusion/hurt/painful/loss/beautiful/great/powerful/feared/longed for/scary/stupid/the world/everything/nothing/contradictions/what i feel/how you feel/never given back/always there/never around/hearing their voice/knowledge/a sense/an adventure/rocky/smooth sailing/flying high/dieing inside/a song/an obsession/keeping in touch with yourself/thinking everything is beautiful/heartbreak/getting over it/seeing them and remembering the good times/talking all hours of the day/the little things/in every smile/humming to yourself/dancing in your bedroom/dreams/hopes/romance/fun times/dates/best friends/family/taking care of someone/being with them/breathing them in/thinking of what could be happy and all the happy/funny/sweet/cute/adorable

many definitions....

love is (according to bo burnham)

I love you like kings love queens,


Like a gay geneticist loves designer jeans,

I need you like New Orleans needs a drought,

Like Hitler's Father needed to learn to pull out,

And I want you, yeah, like a Lawyer/Mathematician wants some kind of proof,

And I want you, yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof,

Because...



Love is taking that dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool,

And love is a real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool,

And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heart broken, he can't complain because he was hungry in the first place...



Because I love you like Dora loves maps,

Like the pope's toilet loves, holy craps... (that's a little one)

I need you like a voyeur needs a branch,

Like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland Ranch,

And I want you, yeah, like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same, never want to conform

And I want you like Anne Frank... wanted nobody to read her FUCKING diary

(Because a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people that have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by Nazis... kick her while she's down)



And if we met in 10, 000 BC, I was your caveman, yous my cavelady...

If we got hot, we'd start rubbin'

If we got hungry, we'd go clubbin'

There's wooly mammoths, I'll protect us, you're makin' me devolve to a homo erectus, mothafucka

And if we met in 1780, I would be a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant lady... slave

Whenever I could get away from the Missus,

I go to your she'd then I'd steal you kisses,

But let's be serious, I'd still work you full-time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and complete disregard for socio economic trends

If it was 1941, I was a Nazi, yous a Gypsy on the run, that's a little redundant

That... probably wouldn't have worked out...

Because...



Love is your favorite food for every breakfast, lunch and dinner

And love is the Holocaust, if you don't die quick and you don't get thinner

And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles

And even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't want to reduce it at all cause if the rape rate declines then you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales...

Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles?



Yeahhhh, love is all about... Whistles. Thank you.



[Talking to Audience]



Yeah, that one was a bit vulgar, but ah ya know, dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? Ah, I strongly prefer one, but my Dad thinks they both taste the same.



More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bo_burnham/#share

my love

Your love.... Survey from Quizopolis.com




His/her name is... - (it\'s a secret)

Where you met... - first day of middle school, above and beyond

Why you fell in love with them... - it was at first sight

Your first kiss.... - in my bedroom at the end of my bed, with him

Favorite thing about them... - they listened and helped

Favorite thing to do with them.... - watch movies in their bed cuddling

Do you - ?????

Favorite thing they ever said to you... - (also a secret)

Why are you a great match? - we both were in love

Are you together, or is he/she you ex, bf/gf, or husband/wife? - ex

Do you love them? - not anymore

What is love to you? - it\'s different things

What do you dream about? - i dream different things

How many times do you talk a day? - we never speak



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Hey! My boobs feel bigger haha!

view myself

How do you view yourself Survey from Quizopolis.com




Describe your body in 3 words. - short, cute, cuddly

Do you think many people are attracted to you? - yea i kinda do...

What are your 3 best talents/skills? - writing, singing, making you giggle (:

Do you consider yourself beautiful? - yes

When was the last time you felt truly happy with who you are? - right now

Do you have sexy legs? - mmm they\'re sexy to others so i guess so

Can you trust yourself? - yes i do

Do you usually speak your opinion? Or just keep quiet? - i speak it

What is a bad habit you want to break? - being too shy

Describe yourself using the letters of your name as the first letter of each word. - t:rustful a:ttractive t:ragic y:ours a:nticipating n:aughty a:ctive

Do you feel better about yourself when dating someone? - nope

Do you generally have a positive or negative outlook? - it goes both ways

Are you determined in accomplishing any certain goals? - uhm yes kinda

Do you think you are intelligent? - yea i\'m tres intelligent

Do you wear a lot of make-up? - not really

Does it bother you when people judge you? - yea it does because they have no fucking clue about me

Do you feel like you've lost when you make mistakes? - no not all the time

Do you get nervous easily? - yes i do

When you feel like you can't do something, do you forget about it? (be honest.) - no i don\'t it stays in my mind and doesn\'t leave me alone

How can you improve that? - idk do it?

Do you yell when arguing or talk about it calmly? - calm usually

Do you always think people are looking at you? - yes! i\'m sooo beyond paranoid

Do you get mad at yourself a lot? - nope

How would you react if only an acquaintance (opposite sex, or same if you are gay) told you that you are beautiful? - i usually blush and hide my face

Can you do anything you set your mind to? - yes usually

Do you do drugs? Can you quit if you tried? - no!

Are you ever a hypocrite? - yes i am

Are you constantly trying to change yourself? - not so much anymore than i used to

Do you often ask friends for their opinion on things about yourself? - yes i do

Finally... are you satisfied when looking in the mirror? - some of the time



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boy crazy??

Boy Crazy Survey from Quizopolis.com




When someone touches your knee dose it tickle? - yes and it turns me on (legit no lie)

Do you blush if a guy talks to you? - depends on how the guy talks and what he looks like

When a guy looks at you, do you get over excited? - nah...

How many guys do you like? - mmmm a few.... lol

How many Boyfriend have you had? - over 30 haha

When your on a date, do you eat really fast? - no i don\'t usually eat that much

Are you the flirty type? - yes i ammm!

Are you preppy? - not really. but people say i am...

Are you considered an Emo? - yes i am

Do you put on too much makeup? - not at all

Are you obsessed with animals? - no!

Are you in high school? - yes (:

Are you a freahman? - nope

Do you love chocolate? - i like it

Did you like this quiz? - it\"s okay



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Home alone, watching harry potter, and sushi for dinner. Nice (:

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Ghetto speak with john at 10:15 <33
Him and i are friends again (: big watery tears of happiness
It's sad but he seriously was my bestfriend and now he treats me so coldly. What did i do?nothing so why do you still hate me and treat me like there's nothing?
I wish kristina were as fat as she eats
FWD: I have one question, how does a girl of your attractive level not have a bf, you are legit gorgeous thats shocking that you don't have one -fuji! ....t
Oh no, i'm just a cute little elephant
Talking to fuji! I haven't talked to him since 8th grade!

penny for your thoughts

Penny for your thoughts Survey from Quizopolis.com




What five words best describe you? - hyper, loud, giggly, fun, weird

What is one perception that people make of you which is not true? - i\'m a slut

If you could do anything you wanted right at this moment what would it be? - be with him

If actions do speak louder that words, how would you show someone that you loved them? - write them notes, make posters and put them up at school, write it on their facebook wall, kiss them and not say anything, send them a text, draw on their driveway with chalk early in the morning so they can see it when they have to leave

What is one thing you critized about you self? - personality

What is one thing you love about yourself? - personality

Is there something that absolutely bug the crap out of you? - when people don\'t know when to shut up

Do you feel That your live is turning out just the way you have hoped? - not even close

What is your favorite chidhood moment? - the farm vacation

Is there someone you absolutely can't live with out or something? - honestly......i don\'t know

Have you done something in your life that you thought you would never do? - yes

If you had a list of must do in you life what would be number 1? - 1:get my life back on track

What qualities to you look for in a friend and in a lover? - i have high-standards for lovers, not for friends

What percentage of the time would you say you are honest with people? -

If you are having a bad day what helps make it better? - being with someone that makes me smile

If you could choose a movie that best describes your life what would it be? - i don\'t have one

Do people say that you look like someone famous? Who? - well people have said: miley cyrus, demi lovato, and vanessa hudgens but i don\'t see any of those ooo and kira plastinina

If you had a secret that you know would hurt someone but it was in the past would you tell that person or keep it to yourself? - keep it

What song best describes the person you are in love with right now? - i\'m not in love

Do you feel that you are living life to the fullest? - no



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do you cut yourself? i saw marks on your arm at school and just found your formspring so yea...do you?

yea.... i do

ashk meh stushff (::

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I love this song "the tide is high"
Ughhhh kris got her first period today and i helped her with everything....
I'm starting to get sick of camp.i want to kill kristina.Jacob picked me.Kris can't find her vagina.my 11 yr old camper has huge boobs. This is gettin weird.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Swim timeee haha i was in the pool forever today! Going swimming again!
I hate this family so much

Monday, July 5, 2010

Billy is pathetic....
They yell at me for my opinions, they tell me to shut up,they shuld jus shove all tht shit back up their ass.Get a fuckin life bc u aint livin a good one
Check yes juliet/we the kings <3
Kristina is such a fucking bitch, i never do shit to the cunt but she always says shit about me to people, all my personal shit that's not supposed to be said..
Erggg dan isn't going to camp today! :( what a fucker d:

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Sometimes it takes me a while to stop smiling (: or laughing :D
I'm actually pretty content with the way my body looks right now
The stars have finally come out from around all the clouds (: i'm glad
Yummm! Popcorn!
Watching another outdoor movie (: it's called "american president"
You know, it's actually kind of nice to be alone sometimes, earlier i was a mess, but i had a conversation with someone and now i have things i can think about.
I'm alone on the fourth of july, i remember last year i was with him,it was the point of the relationship where i still counted how many kisses him and i shared
Sitting on the back of the boat oooo and i just stripped and justin watched haha i actually feel sexier than vica. The fireworks are starting. Kimmy's here!

names...

Your Hello Kitty Name is : Jippy

Your Drunken Fool Name is : Crazy eyes


Your Fancy Cat Name is : Nimbleminx


Your Kool-Aid Flavor Name is : Sunshine Punch


Your Teletubbies Name is : Laa-Laa


Your Love God or Goddess Name is : Lakshmi, the Hindu Goddess of Love


Your What People Mostly Call You Name is : Sweetie



Your Lollipop Flavor Name is : Blackberry


Your New York Stripper Name is : Erotic Exstacy

Your Gangsta Rapper Name is : Dr.Biatch

Your Crazy Random Name is : Zoomer Gooeymuffinhead


Your French Name is: Aimee Dubois


Your Russian Name is: Zinaida Alekseev


(these are stupid haha)
















 








 

 


 


 
Kristina should stop flirting with vica's boyfriend, he's obv off-limits, kris should just give it up

adorable!

spoke to me

joey and my convo yea he's uh-mazing and some of the things are reffering to messages we were writing

[3:33pm] tatyana olegovna:


heyheyhey

[3:34pm] Joey Heeps:

Hi cutie



[3:35pm] tatyana olegovna:

what up? i'm responding to your message haha

[3:35pm] Joey Heeps:

oh okay, I'll let you respond to that then, let me know when you finish?

[3:35pm] tatyana olegovna:

i just finished, it's kinda short haha, i just sent it

[3:36pm] Joey Heeps:

Oh okay, well then I'll go read that.

[3:36pm] tatyana olegovna:

tell me when you're done (: i'll be here (:

[3:37pm] Joey Heeps:

I'm done

lol I wouldn't have taken it that you touched them sexually while talking to them. If you did that well you'd never have to worry about not having enough guys to talk too

to many little boys are just horny bastards after the sex

[3:38pm] tatyana olegovna:

yea it's so bad i hate it. i never know if a guy really likes me for me or just wants me for sex or any sexual acts. like i do things like leading up to sex like 2nd base and i do third for guys but i don't usually have sex that much

[3:39pm] Joey Heeps:

there's nothing wrong with that .. nothing at all and like I said I"m not after sex, so you don't have to woryr about that with me

[3:40pm] tatyana olegovna:

which is good.

that's why i think i like you

(:

[3:40pm] Joey Heeps:



you make your smileys the oppostie way of mine

[3:41pm] which means our smiley mouths just touched .. D: I think we just kissed? O.o

lol I'm lame it's okay

[3:41pm] tatyana olegovna:

no omj i love that, that's like the cutest thing i've ever heard. i'm legit smiling/blushing/grinning from ear to ear!

teheee i'm such a lil girl (:

[3:42pm] are you a good kisser? soorrry random

[3:42pm] Joey Heeps:

I've been told I am, I suppose it's up to the person who

[3:42pm] tatyana olegovna:

yea good point

[3:43pm] Joey Heeps:

and I suppose it's a good thing you act like a girl .. otherwise I'd be a little concerned D:

[3:44pm] do you have to wear uniforms for your school?

[3:45pm] tatyana olegovna:

yes i do. i hate them, i don't mind the skirt except for the fact that you can't get out of them really fast for like a bathroom break or changing into the gym uniform, i hate the shirts and sweater though, they make me look like i gained 30 pounds, and i have issues with my body sometimes

[3:46pm] Joey Heeps:

don't you have an amazing body, you really do so don't you ever worry about your body

you're beautiful

[3:46pm] tatyana olegovna:

you're so sweet *:

[3:47pm] Joey Heeps:

: - *

haha mine has a nose

[3:47pm] tatyana olegovna:

o i don't make noses haha d:

and i make everything backwards dx

[3:47pm] Joey Heeps:

lol well it works for us it means we'll always be kissing

[3:48pm] tatyana olegovna:

(kissing is one of my fave things on the planet...) fyi

[3:48pm] Joey Heeps:

I'll brb my dad just got home so I gotta go find out if he's gonna help me with the breaks or not. Oh just a little side note, the fact that you wrap your legs around the person .. absolutely the best .. I love being close too

[3:48pm] tatyana olegovna:

i like the sidenote (:

[3:49pm] Joey Heeps:

lol good and I'll keep what you just said in mind if we're ever to meet in person

I'll brb now my dear

[3:49pm] tatyana olegovna:

kk (: i'll be on here still i have no life
My aunt just gave me $100!

145 QUESTIONS (sorry, i couldn't resist)

Fun Survey with at Least 145 Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com




Whats up? - chillin alone on the fourth of july texting my buddy john

Single or Taken? - single

Whats your Sexual Orientation? - idk yet. bi-curious ig

Do you have a cell phone? - yessir!

Are you a Sarcastic person? - yea sooo much lmao

Are you allowed to Vote? - noperrzz

Who's better? Obama or McCain? - i don\'t give a shit about politics

Who is the Most Important person in your life right now? - i honestly don\'t know

How often are you on Quizopollis? - haha i find my self on here alot now (:

Addicted to Myspace? - nope

Would you eat your babies? - OMFJ WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON WOULD DO SHUT A THING (i\'m laughing hysterically right now, i can\'t even type haha i have tears in my eyes!)

Define Fun. - i have a couple different definitions (;

iS There Something wrong with Bi/lesbian/Gay? - no way

Ever posted a video on youtube? - well my friend did and i'm in them

Do you like going to Amusement Parks? - totally love it!

Would you hit a Child? - er.....

Do you like Longer or Shorter surveys best? - long ones haha woah perverted much? haha

Black or White? - race or color?

Chocolate or Vanilla? - CHOCOLATEEE BATTEEH BATTEH!

Is something worrying you? - yea, i'm always worried though
Are you smarter then a Fifth GradeR? - uhm yea man!

What are you doing NOW? - typing this response, derrrr

Dont you hatee lame surveys? - no i think they're hysterical!
Something youd like to Ask me? - why do you spend your time writing surveys? o wait, why would i spend my time answering themm....? hahaha

Ever found a Condom on the Floor? - yea probably the funniest thing, next to a tampon....totally disgusting

Do you have kids? - 18 used to be 19 but danjuan drowned

Do you like kids? - not at all

Plans for the Next Funday coming up?Halloween,Christmas etc. - prob ron a roll

How fast do you type? - super fast lmao legit i'm uh-mazing

Do you still live with your parents? - yea i'm only 15

Be honest, Have you ever saw something you liked in the same sex? - yea duh

What were you doing last night? - masterbating my brains out haha no way man i was watching an outdoor movie

Do you know how to cook? - yea and i love to

The last thing you hit? - her ass

Do you miss somebody? - yea :(
Have you been to Howl-o-Scream? - uh nope....

If yes, Is it Scary? If no, Say I. - i?

Your lame arent you? - i'm sooo lame (:

Are you funny? - ask anyone, i'm a riot!

Do you have an Attitude? - yea but it comes off as funny

What do you think about the Nickname mandapook? - makes me think about a penis haha

Do you use iDk,Lol,Lmfaoo or Brb often? - haha yeaaa

Do you have aim? - yep,

If yes, Can I have your Screen name? If No, Well Hi. - , omgitztanya, sexyassishot, iluvboiiz1995, ichat123

Hi =] - OMJ HEY WHAT'S UP DUUUDE???

Have you ever spotted a Stalker? - yea scaryness

Are you a Crazy Outgoing Person? - yea i am! i'm sooo off the wall

Would you lick someones face? - uhm just their lips

Would you eat a Chocolate Snake? - no wait, is the snake entirely chocolate or is it a real snake covered in chocolate?

Do you Miss Bernie Mac? - who the hell....?

Have you hacked Someones Myspace? - nope

Do you know who Tom is? - time of month, yes i'm very familiar

Your bored, Arent you? - yea, but entertained by the stupidness of these questions(:

Where are you? - at homeee

Do you knw how to Txt? - uhm derrrr i text my blog all the time and people too!

Do you think Steve Irwin is crazy? - encore, who the hell....?

Ever met a Physco? - hehe yea....

When you pass gas, Do you blame it on Other people? - n/c

Do you know how to Fight? - yea why do you think i have a record and the other person doesn't?

Random Word. - splendid (probably one of my fave words ever!)

Whats your name? - tatyana olegovna

Stop being Sarcastic. It's not Cute. - what? i'm sorry okay! gosh!

Have you visited my Profile? - er no...

Are you a Member of Quizopolis? - nope!

Do you know how to draw? - yea i'm pretty good too

Do you know what YGTBKM means? - you've got to be kidding me, i figured that one out on the spot, no lie

How's the Weather? - it's gorgeous

Can you believe the Red Socks Lost to the Tampa Bay Rays? - who gives a shit?

Are you older then me? - I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE, GET OVER YOURSELF haha (: <3 you

Your a BishCuhBob. Can you Define that? - bitch? cunt? boob?

Have you said WTF at all? - yea tehee (: i'm a potty-mouth(:

Do you even like this Survey? - YAA MANN!

If Yes, Awww Thanks. If No, Well Why Not? Shtt I'm Onlii 13. - o well now i know i'm older than you are!

Do you have a Phobia? - yea!

Who's your best friend? - lauren erica bis!

Do you like Pizza? - not at all

Isnt Hot Sauce Gross? I'm Sure You will Say no. - i put hot sauce on everything! i love it!

Want to play This or That? Yes. You have to Pick or Else You Suckk Coww balls.Lol. - sure?

Too Bad. So Sad. Wtf am I talking about? - uhm me not wanting to play the game? idk stop confusing me!

Jump out the Window or Eat a Bowl of Lizard Guts? - jump out the window (:

Drink a Cup of Pee,Blood & Spit Or Eat Fecies? - o this is disgusting

Talk about Being Bi or Gay/Lesbian? - i don't really mind (:

Ruin a famous person wedding or Have sex with a Cop? - depends, is the cop sexy and a man?

Get presents or Give presents? - get

Makeout with the Same Sex for an hour or Do'em in Bed for a Day? - makeout then i have no regrets

Do you find some of these Question GROSS? - yea some of them are kinda making me nausious

Can You Dance? - yea i can! you should see me on that dance floor (:

Do you hate Racist people? - n/c....

Would you ever Run for President? - no, yuck

Why do you read Out Loud? - i don't!

If you could have Two Super Powers, They would be? - invisibily and mind reading, easily (:

Your on an iSland Stranded. You have a Shelter and Food. 5 Things you would need? - cell phone w/ service, a friend, a hot guy, clothes, makeup/face wash

Make 3 Wishes. - i wish my legs and ass were toned better, i wish my nose was thinner, i wish i had bigger boobs. there! now you know all my insecurities. happy?

Do you believe in Karma? - yes, a strong believer

McDonalds or Kfc? - KFC!

Hollister or Abercrombie? - abercrombie (:

American Eagle or Fetch? - AE

Claires or The Mall? - le centre commercial(:

Sleepover or Party? - sleepover ;)

Are you tired of Typing? - not at all, i could do this all day(:

After this Survey, What do you plan on Doing? - idk

Have you ever found a Survey like this? - nope but it's fun

If you googled BUMBUMBEDUM, What do you think you would find? - something inappropriate haha

Touch your nose. How does it feel? - like sunburn

What do you smell like right now? - perfume and deoderant

Did you take a shower yet? - nope

Are you Rude to people you dont know? - yea haha

What are you doing the next Friday coming up? - ron a roll?

Have you ever slept in Bed with someone? - yea it's fun (:

Do you sleep with a Teddy Bear? - no i sleep with a giant stuffed dog and a cat named kitty

Are you Mentally Disabled? - no! what kinda retarded question is that!?

Your a BoJangled Skankel. Happy Now? - huh?

Insults like Your Momma Btch, Dont phaze you Do they? - no haha it's not my momma

Did you ever report someone? - yeaaaaa

Have you ever made a Survey? - yea i have (:

Do you like the small of Car Gas and Burnt Matches? - no gross

Do you smoke? - yuck hell no

Do you Drink? - sometimes, not so much anymore

Do you have a License? - not yet

Do you know anyone that likes you? - yes i do

Be Honest, Do you Break the Rules? - yea all the time, it's fun (:

Ever put your own two hands one your parents? - yea, it's called a hug, ever given one?

When your at a Fast Food Resteraunt, What do you Order most of the time? - uhmmm i don't go to fast food "restaurants"

Do like yahoo answers? - yep they're funny

FaceBook or Myspace? - FB!

Do you believe you can do anything if you Try? - depends
What do you want to do to Miley Cyrus? Pick ANYTHING. - fuck her definately hahaha

Are you the one for me? - o yea if you're a lesbian, i'm the one

When your at the beach, What do you do? - look for random little boys to play with haha (: jk i go people watching and body surfing and flirt with random sexies (: haha

What movie do you want to go see? - uhm you know, that one in theaters(:

Girls, Do you think David Archeleta is Cute? - he's adorable

Guys, Do you think Jessica Alba is cute? - mmm i'm not a man but i'll pretend i have a penis (yea she's smokin!)

Whats your Favorite song? - i have alot!

Mtv or Vh1? - MTV

Mtv or Bet? - they should have a wet haha you know white entertainment television, us white people need to stand up haha

Vh1 or Bet? - VH1 god

Be Honest, Do you still watch kid shows? - haha yea!

Are you Ashamed of Something? - mmmm yea actually

Why or Why not? - i didn't take the chance when it was right there in front of meh!

Did you make it passed 6th Grade? - yea i'm a soph in hs

How's Life? - great but shitty

How are you parents? - i don't want to talk about that

Thought about someone naked? - yea haha not a crime am i right?

Whats your Mood? - entertained?

Ever been in the back of police car? Whats it like? - yea kinda scary...

Byee. See ya Around Buddy. Are you going to Miss me? - o yea

Btw, Is My Survey to long? - nope it's perfect (:



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LITTLE THINGS ABOUT MEH!

A little about yourself Survey from Quizopolis.com




Name - birth: tatyana olegovna american: tanya buckley

Place you were Born - smolensk, russia

Eye Color - changes frequently

Hair Color - hard to say

Height - (finally and easy question) 5\'3\" (yes i\'m little)

Are you Right or Left Handed - right, all the way

Worst Fear - dieing alone and unloved

Perfect Pizza - thin crust that\'s not burned and doesn\'t have blisters, no tomato sauce, cheese (that tastes good and is greasy) ham and pineapple (not mushy, fresh)

Favorite Color - dark purple or gray

Favorite Perfume - sexy little things noir or super model, both by victoria\'s secret

Favorite Movie - taken

Favorite Food - chinese dumplings with duck sauce

Favorite Drink - pina colada

Favorite Band - i have too many to say

Favorite Clothing Store - victoria\'s secret or wet seal oooo and of course hot topic (: <3

Which is better:Chocolate or Vanilla - chocolate! vanilla is for the losers with \"off\" taste buds!

Cappuccino or Coffee - coffee!

McDonalds or Burgerking - burger king(:

White or Dark Chocolate - i don\'t really like either

Rings or Necklaces - rings haha (:

Spiderman or Batman - uhm idk i don\'t watch that, well okay spiderman, i\'ve never seen batman but i\'ve seen all the spiderman

Do You: Sing in the Shower - yea and dance (:

Drink - like alchohol? yea mike\'s hard hard lemonade

Smoke - never!

Drugs - yea no fucking way

Have any Tattoos - nope going to though

Piercings - my ears

Have any pets - nope, it died

Play any Sports - a lot, just not soccer ick

Play an instrument - used to



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For today i mean
Okay only one more survey haha i promise

RANDOMNESS!

Totally Random Survey from Quizopolis.com




Are You under the age of 18? - yessiree bob! (i hope your name is bob)

Would you change your life for someone else? - no, that\'s stupid

Are your ears big? - nope they\'re perfect

Do you like Taking Surveys? - yea haha they\'re my current obsession

What Color Yellow or Green? - yellow but i also like green alot

Nice Or Naughty? - depends ;)

Aim or Msn? - aim, i don\'t have msn

Girls or Boys? - mmm depends on my mood and what\'s going on

Pc or Laptop? - laptop

Hot dogs or burritos? - burritos, hot dogs are disgusting

Yummy or Delicous? - oooo yummy, i use that word alot but delicious is also uh-mazing haha

Social or quiet? - definately social man

Texting or Talking - talking but i text a lot bc i don\'t want to go over my talking minutes

Car or Limo? - limo\'s are fun if it\'s not you alone in the back

Happy or excited? - oooo excited! i say that alot haha



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35 JUICY QUESTIONS!

35 Juicy Questions Survey from Quizopolis.com




Why did you and your last bf / gf break up? - we fought too much

If you could see your future in a movie, would you watch it? - no, i want to be able to live my life and not know what\'s going to happen

What Country and City are you from? - smolensk, russia

Do you regularly indulge in drugs? If so, what? i.e Dope, Ectasy - eww no! all that shit is nasty and the people that do it are pathetic losers that don\'t know how to have fun

Plans for the weekend? - fourth of july picnic

Have you organised plans for summer break / new years? - yes i doooo

What type of boys / girls are you attracted too? - i have a wide range but they have to be attractive/tall/fun to talk to/ talkative/funny/flirty

Three things you would want if you were stranded on an island? - phone(with service) food/water a friend

If you won a holiday but had to choose either a cruise ship or resort, what would you choose? - resort, i\'d be too afraid the ship would sink

Favourite colour? - dark purple or gray

What makes you angry? - too many things

Have you ever been in a protest? - uh yea for school

Do you drive? If so, what type of car? - i don\'t yet but i\'m going to in less than half a year (:

If your bestfriend and boyfriend needed you, honestly who would you choose? - that\'s too hard to think about

One thing that annoys you about your best friend / boyfriend? - they don\'t always agree with what i say

If you could ask someone any question you want, what would it be? - can you be honest to me from the very beginning?

If you won lotto would you still work? - depends on how much money i won

What are thre first three big purchases you'd make after winnning lotto? - plastic surgery for two things and lazer hair removal haha gross ik

Random crazy thing you daydream about? - come up with different scenarios of falling in love with a stranger haha i\'m crazy

Are you at home, work...? - i\'m at home

Longest relationship? - 3 years (on and off)

Names that you love? - odette,cade,rene,jette,chloe,leo,watermelodrea

Do you perfer a beer or spirit mix (vodka, bourbon)? - uhm the second one

(realistically) I'm wanting: - someone that thinks i\'m perfect and their perfect too

Current obsession: - these stupid surveys haha

Fav quote: - give me my sin again (romeo and juliet)

I'm worried about: - being alone today

Next thing I want to buy: - probably a clothing item or makeup

What's your fav type of music? - any thing i can dance to

Have you ever met anyone famous? - yea a few people actually

Fav singers / bands? - too many to say

Fav famous person? - britney spears

Any ideas for your wedding? - i don\'t want to get married

Do you have a crush on anyone? Name of that person.. - a few people

Song that has the best memories to it? - i gotta feeling/ black eyed peas, it was last years song of the summer at camp and whenever i hear it, i think of all the good memories (: dan thinks of me whenever he hears it too!



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