dinnner convo (:

setting: dinner table in the porch

characters: cornelius, patricia, tatyana, veronika, kristina, and guest star: justin

so kristina, patricia, and cornelius start talking in stupid french accents.
tatyana stands up and says "well, i'm going to excuse myself from this abomination"
(justin, kristina, and veronika start giggling as tatyana starts to walk away)
cornelius says "that's rude to say about this nice dinner"
in response, tatyana says "i actually was talking about the stupid accents...so..." and she runs up the stairs as kristina, justin, and veronika burst into hysterical laughter


yes: i'm a natural comedian (:

john i love you

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i think the therapist told my mom that i've been raped. i can just tell. mom hasn't said anything about it yet but she keeps giving me these "sad/concerned" ish looks so i guess she must know.... i'm fucked. i'm never going to be able to see/talk/text anyone because my parents probably think i'm a slutbag or something (i'm so not) they probably think i lie about everything and that i just go out to fuck someone.... they probably think i schedule that shit with my cell phone. o crap i might not be allowed on the computer... WTF!!!! ughhh i hate my life...

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omifuckinggoodness! look at this add!!! it's hysterical! if you can't see it just press "ctrl" and "+" at the same time to zoom in. i hate lasagna so this was sooo funny! trust me, you're gonna laugh!!!

My phone only decides to work when i'm not at home. Bs. Headed to therapy. I'm so not talking about what happened yesterday...